Zoltan
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Joined Band: 12/2005

Instrument: Lead Guitar / Lead & Back Up Vocals

Equipment: Works

Influences: The Beatles, Deep Purple, Uriah Heep, Black Sabbath, ELP, Sweet, Led Zeppelin, Santana, Chase, Blood Sweat & Tears, Jazz, Classical, Fusion, Motown, and many more

Currently Listening To: My Wife (but she claims otherwise)

Favorite Album(s) of All Time: Uriah Heep Live, Abbey Road, Let it Be, Deep Purple in Rock, Desolation Boulevard, Heaven & Hell, MSG, Back in Black, Trilogy (ELP), Spectrum,

Best concert you've ever seen: Blood Sweat & Tears

Favorite song to play with Road Rage: YMCA

Who should be lead singer for Deep Purple, when Ian Gillan retires? Zoltan

Who shot Kennedy?

A:   An angry Mexican illegal immigrant, after calling social services, and did not get prompt #1 for Spanish speaking clients.


B:  Marilyn Monroe. She could not put up with his countless affairs, and when she found out about the Liberachi fling she lost it.

C:  It was an alien who killed Kennedy while he was visiting Roswell. It jumped on his face, and sucked the life out of him just like in the movie Alien. The government could not tell it to the public, so it enlisted a body double, and staged the shooting. The body double was non other than Charles Manson who was made to look like Kennedy by a talented Hollywood make-up artist, and he was the one shot. Ever since, that infamous make-up artist still employed by the government, because he is working every day on the body double for Charles Manson who's identity is top secret. So, if you ever see Charles Manson on the Jerry Springer show, don't get fooled, it's not him.

D: Teddy? OJ ? Castro  ?  The Mafia ?  The FBI ? The Vatican ? The KGB ? The possibilities are endless 

The World would be a better place if whom was still alive today? Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, George Harrison, John Bonham, Gary Thain, Bill Chase, Brian Connolly

Favorite color: Dewy Pink

Favorite TV show: The Science Channel

Favorite radio station: The one that will put my solo CD on rotation. Still waiting.

Favorite reading material: Indul a bakterhaz

Favorite movie: I afraid to say

Dream vehicle: The space shuttle

Favorite curse word(s): You silly

Soup or salad: Stuffed cabbage

Coke or Pepsi: Beer

Blondes, Brunettes or Redheads: Don't forget the Grey ones (lots of experience), and the bald ones